12.10.2008

Students Take Schedule Protest to NJ Governor

Postcards distributed by S.O.S., a new student/faculty protest group. The group plans to mail 2500 postcards to the office of Governnor John Corzine.

By Angel Marino
Published: December 10, 2008

Students are walking Kean hallways and visiting classrooms as part of “Save Our Schedule,” a new student and faculty protest group that launched an ongoing letter writing campaign to the office of Governor John Corzine on Thanksgiving week, in an attempt to stop the Spring 2009 schedule change.

Handing out flyers and postcards, the group hopes to motivate Kean students into fighting a schedule change they say will harm students and faculty. During their postcard outreach they ask students to write in their names, addresses and comments about how the schedule will negatively affect them.

S.O.S. states that Kean President, Dawood Farahi, ignored student opinions on the schedule proposal. They hope the postcards will spark an intervention by Gov. Corzine that will lead to a direct vote on the spring schedule, one that will include student voices.

“We are deeply concerned about the new class schedule President Farahi and the Board of Trustees have imposed on us unilaterally and undemocratically,” states SaveOurSchedule.org, the S.O.S. website. “The class schedule [they] abolished served many generations of Kean students and us well. We will do all that is necessary to restore it immediately and unconditionally.”

Stephen Hudik, public relations spokesperson for the university, has not responded to requests for Kean’s response to S.O.S. by the date of this article’s publication.

So far, S.O.S. has distributed about 200 out of 2500 postcards that will be mailed together at the end of the semester, with postage paid by the group. The group believes that getting Governor Corzine’s attention is the best way to bring the old schedule back.

“Governor Corzine, the schedule that was forced on us by President Farahi is absolutely ridiculous,” states one postcard’s comment. “We were not informed of this change or even asked for our opinion. It would be greatly appreciated if you could spare some time to our cause, because it’s obvious our president will not.”

Other postcards detail the hardships the schedule change will pose to students. One student comments that she is a mother who can’t go to school Monday through Friday, because she cares for her children.

Several students wrote that they would have to work less and aren’t sure how they will pay for school as a result.

“I was a full-time student up until spring ‘09,” reads one postcard. “Due to the schedule change, I am forced to become part-time.”

While it is currently focused on overturning the schedule change, S.O.S. hopes to represent the students to “address other issues when President Farahi’s arrogance and incompetence hurts us as students,” according to the S.O.S. website.

“This is a public school, they’re here to serve the students,” said Raphael Almeida, a 26 year-old Sociology major and founding member of S.O.S. “If the majority of students do not want this new schedule, it’s crucial that this school accepts that the new schedule is doing harm to the students.”

S.O.S. has also expressed concern over the $1.3 million transferred in September to Kean from Student Org., the student government.

S.O.S. wants to see that the $1.3 million “is spent on the students, with the students, for the students,” said Almeida, “and that they’re clear for the whole community to see where the money’s going, how and when, where.”

Almeida collected about 1400 signatures last May to petition the Board of Trustees to look into students’ concerns over the schedule change. That was when he encountered faculty and other students who were just as against the proposed schedule as he was.

“The name S.O.S. happened recently,” said Almeida, “but the ideology of trying to save the schedule was from March.”

“I was so pissed off that the 1400 signatures weren’t acknowledged,” said Jessica Dussault, a 21 year-old Sociology major who signed the petition in May and joined S.O.S. three weeks ago.

“Students should have a voice,” said Dussault, who believes that students should have been surveyed about the schedule when it was first proposed.

In September the core group of S.O.S. found a name, started organizing regular meetings and planning the postcard protest. S.O.S. estimates its has 20 members, with a core of five people who do most of the organizing. Faculty members participate by giving the group advice, some helping S.O.S. financially.

The Kean Federation of Teachers, the university’s faculty union, has agreed to fund an S.O.S. request of up to $6000 in assistance. The money comes from a Committee on Political Education account, and is intended to fund various student directed activities, including the S.O.S.’s postcard campaign to the governor, the creation of a website and the coordination of future activities, according to James Castiglione, Physics professor and KFT president.

“As a union, it is our duty to speak up and support those whose voices have traditionally been marginalized,” said Castiglione. “The KFT is proud to place ourselves on the side of our students on the issues that significantly impact their lives.”

S.O.S. members state it is organized as an informal democratic collective, without explicit leaders or a board of officers. Members share duties and with certain members organizing specific tasks.

“There’s no president or vice president,” said Jesus Diaz, a professor of philosophy and S.O.S. member, because the group doesn’t want to take the risk of personal retaliations. “We feared what the administration would do if they found out.”

Anish Patel, a 22 year-old Philosophy major, joined S.O.S. two weeks ago when he heard his professor talking about the group.

“It seemed like a worthy cause,” said Patel, who hands out flyers and gets students to sign postcards, in addition to giving out free buttons and t-shirts that urge students to stop the schedule. He’s been getting a lot of input from students about what S.O.S. could do.

“It’s been real positive feedback,” said Patel, who says that even students who were unaffected by the change were vocal in their opposition.

“Everyone has an opinion on what’s going on and it’s not favorable to the administration—it’s favorable to S.O.S.”

Students Arrested Over Alleged Counterfeit Bills

UC Cafeteria, scene where two unknown Kean students were arrested; Photo by Keith Dobbs.

By Milan Novkovic
Published: December 10, 2008

Two unidentified Kean students were arrested inside the University Center Cafeteria after trying to pay for food with a counterfeit $10 bill on December 3rd.

The two suspects were arrested by the Kean University police around 3 p.m. when they attempted to order two taco salads with the counterfeit bill in question.

An unknown cashier performed a basic test with a counterfeit pen when the bill failed. It was alleged that the bill was the wrong color. The cashier alerted the cafeteria manager.

Two managers took the bill to a back office and placed it under Ultra Violet light using a special desktop lamp. Kean police were notified after the bill failed the lamp test.

The two men were standing by the cash registers when the bill went for review. Police responded ten minutes after the call and the two men were arrested and taken to Kean police headquarters, located at Downs Hall. Cafeteria staff and most students interviewed on the scene were unable to give further details.

It is standard procedure to test all cash denominations above ten dollars with a counterfeit pen to determine its authenticity.

One cashier stated that there was a similar incident two weeks ago with an unknown female that involved a suspect counterfeit $20 bill. The bill was tested and was determined to be legit. No other sources were able to either confirm or comment.

The cashier alleged that the unknown female was a professor.

Regarding the incident, both Kean police and university public relations have not provided statements or comments by the date of publication.

Students Start Swim Team

The new swim team at work at D'Angola Gym; Photo by Laura Matthews.

By Laura Matthews
Published: December 10, 2008

Kean University’s Intramural and Recreation Department has recently formed a new swimming program for students and faculty to join.

“I was on a swim team all throughout high school, so I wanted one,” said Sarah Mason, a Kean senior who helped create the program.

The swim program, which had its second meeting on Dec. 4, was formed by Marisa Petrone, Gisele Andrade, and Sarah Mason, all students at Kean who lifeguard at the pool in D’Angola gym. Members split into teams and used old baskets to play water polo. The swimmers meet at 8 p.m. every Thursday, rotating on a weekly basis between games and swim instruction.

“Some of the people who joined are regulars at the pool, always swimming laps,” said Andrade, a Kean junior who believes swimming in a group gives people more motivation to get involved.
The program is considered an intramural sport, where members compete among themselves instead of other schools. It is not a club, which would have to go through Student Org., Kean’s student government department, and have officers and an advisor. The swim program hopes to get equipment such as water polo nets and lane lines through the intramural budget. Andrade has suggested fundraising to purchase items such as goggles and suits for members.

The swim program was well received among its members.

“It’s my last year at Kean, and I wanted to take advantage of all Kean has to offer,” said Kean senior Maria Gotto, who joined the intramural team.

Gotto has been coming to the pool for over a year, and hopes more people hear about the program.

Kean junior Petrone went to Jay Sgaramella, the assistant director of recreation, intramurals and events management, with the idea for a swim club earlier in the semester. After finding students to sign an interest sign-up sheet to get the program started, a blast e-mail was sent to all Kean students, faculty, and staff. Fliers were also made, and the lifeguards at the pool spread the word.

Although lifeguards will be present during the meetings, those interested in joining had to sign a liability form and pass a swim test administered by Petrone. As of now there are approximately 20 members, but more people are expected to join.

“I’m happy we have a swim program and I hope that it succeeds and continues throughout the year,” said Sgaramella.

Anyone interested in joining the swim team should contact Jay Sgaramella at sgaramej@kean.edu, or Marisa Petrone at marisap@kean.edu.

Not So Real News: Winfrey Wins 2012 Presidency

Winfrey eyes Presidency during 2009 State of the Union Address.

By Milan Novkovic
Published: December 10, 2008

Chicago, Nov. 5, 2012—In what is now known to be the largest political upset in American history, Oprah Winfrey wins the White House in the largest mass write-in vote ever.

Winfrey beat President Obama in the majority of states that Obama focused his campaign efforts in as well as gaining Utah and Idaho. Winfrey also swept Arizona from Republican nominee, Gov.Sarah Palin, with a 5 percent margin.

Addressing the American public from Harpo Studios in a mock oval office set design, she thanked voters for their part in the historic write-in campaign, outlining her thoughts in front of a live studio audience.

“This truly is a mandate of destiny for me and for my fellow cheesecake eating housewives all across the country,” Winfrey remarked.

The Obama camp is crying foul and has started to mount up a legal offensive in the supposed “Obama states” that he was projected to win. They are claiming that the write-in votes are fraudulent.

“I believe in change,” President Obama told reporters, “Change in the voting system that is.”
David Axelrod, media director for the Obama campaign, did not divulge technical details on the legal actions being filed in various state courts. Axelrod did tell reporters that they think they had won the election in their own right.

“This is beyond crazy, this is completely fucking crazy,” Axelrod told the White House press corps.

Reporters were still trying to get a statement out of anyone from the Palin-Schwarzenegger camp, as the republican candidates were held in a campaign meeting to discuss their next options. It was leaked that Republican presidential candidate and Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, might invade Canada.

Her vice presidential candidate, Arnold Schwarzenegger, did return phone calls from Sean Hannity of Fox News and Bill Roberts, a freshman news reporter for the “Potato Picker Picayune,” a local high school newspaper in Jerome, Idaho. Schwarzenegger stated he he was planning to improve his study of Canadian culture by attending a show at “The Admiral” in Chicago, noted as the best strip club in the city.

When Roberts told him that it was just naked girls dancing on a stage, it was alleged that he told Roberts that he was still governor of California and could travel back in time to save John Connor, if he wanted. Bill Roberts dropped a testicle after the interview.

Winfrey will also make history by being the first African=American, female president in American history, and also the most ambiguous about her sexuality. It is expected that Gale Scott King will become the “First Partner” in the White House. Her current legal partner and male lover, Steadman Graham, will stay on with the first family as the First Partner’s “Correspondence Secretary.”

Despite her early massive support for Obama, it has been alleged that Hillary Clinton had a hand in the massive turnout of write-in vote, as she did door-to-door campaigning in several states. State Secretary Clinton handed out flyers that said, “Avenge me: Vote Oprah!” with a picture of Barack Obama decapitated by Clinton who is wearing military fatigues.

Oprah is expected to name Clinton as her Vice Presidential nominee during a noon press conference tomorrow.

Oprah’s road to the white house started back in early-1996 when she responded to a fan’s opinion that she should hold a higher office by having northern-Midwestern states secede from the United States to form the new republic of “Sassistan.”

The political experiment did not last for long, after the US Military nuked Sassistan to ash and rubble with the exception of Chicago. Oprah stood trial at Nuremburg after major combat operations ended under allegations of forcing captured prisoners of war to don space-age leotards and perform ”Running Man” style contests that were shown live on the one channel allowed to be broadcast in the former Sassistan republic.

Oprah won on a technicality when the judges could not break their tie vote on the four person panel.

Various insiders within Washington D.C. watched the T.V. in horror as the race was called for Oprah after just 11:00 p.m. One lobbyist spoke to reporters, on condition that he, Larry Haggley, would remain anonymous. He shared his views on the ongoing political drama.

“I didn’t know that the fat pig could sing,” Haggley told reporters. “Now I have to worry about being a bad husband or having too much fat and such. This sucks.”

Various political insiders were also speculating that the first picks for the new Winfrey Cabinet will have Dr. Mehmet C. Oz appointed as secretary of Health and Human Services and Dr. Phil appointed as Secretary of Defense.

Other matters of policy may include stimulating the auto industry by having everyone in America get a free car, and an education mandate to have Oprah’s Book Club novels as the only text books are expected to be revealed in the coming days.

To History and Back: Groups Plan Day Trips to Inauguration

The logo for the Peoples Organization for Progress, which plans to take a bus to Obama’s Presidential Inauguration.

By Milan Novkovic
Published: December 10, 2008

With the excitement and the drive for many Americans to flock to Washington D.C. for President-elect Obama’s Jan. 20 inauguration to witness the swearing in of our first African-American president, one grim reality has already set in.

There are no beds, no hotel rooms at all in town——anywhere.

Various organizations are taking the extras steps by providing one-day trips for people from the NJ area to go to Washington D.C., see Obama get sworn in and then go home.

One organization, the People Organization for Progress, offers prospective riders a seat on one of their busses for $40, and departs from Lincoln Park in Newark on inauguration day, at about 4 a.m. P.O.P. expects to be back home by 9 p.m.

The Kean University Historical Society is also mapping out details that might provide students with a bus ride for about $25 to $30. KUHS is looking into funding for this trip and expects buses to leave Kean at 2 a.m. and return by midnight. Pre-trip activities are also on the agenda and are still being discussed and planned.

Sources that wished to remain anonymous to maintain professional relationships have told The Steaming Pipe that their was minor confusion between all of these offerings, with some students paying P.O.P their $40 fee before finding out that the KUHS was planning a similar trip.

The city of Irvington also has plans to have their own excursion for the event. The city was able to get a few hotel rooms and will depart from the city on a Sunday, with time to see the sights and enjoy the festivities. When contacting Irvington officials about those details, they explained that people must contact their local congressperson.

P.O.P. bus tickets can be purchased during regular Thursday meetings at Abyssinian Church on West Kinney Street in Newark.

Students interested in going on the KUHS bus trip can go to the history department’s office in Willis Hall on the second floor.